The dentist gave Cj a little, blue box to store the teeth he loses in until he puts them under the pillow for the tooth fairy. But Cj doesn't put them under his pillow because likes to keep his teeth for himself, not to play with (that would be weird), no, he just gets them out every now and then to look at them. (That's not weird at all).
After being at his dad's, he went and got his blue box, so he could look at his teeth for awhile. (because that's not weird at all). Oddly enough the teeth were gone.
He accused me first, and I swear that I did not touch his teeth! In fact I said, "Why would I want your old teeth? For that matter, why do YOU want your old teeth?"
After much deliberation, he's come to the conclusion that the tooth fairy snuck in and stole them. He even found a quarter on the end table which he felt was further evidence.
Ever since there's been constant complaining and I'm pretty sure he considers the Tooth Fairy to be his Arch Nemesis at this point. Since she breaks into people's houses, robs boys of their treasures (bc old teeth are treasures- that's not weird at all), and she leaves a quarter in their place which insists in no way equals the value of his teeth at all.
Meanwhile, I honestly have NO idea what actually happened to those teeth.
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