What To Do When A Book Is TOO Good To Put Down

What do you do when you are reading a book and it is just SO good that you can't put it down, and you just HAVE to know how it's going to end?
Here are few suggestions;
1. Read while you are talking on the phone (If the person you are talking to is boring. Just be sure to say Yeah, and Uh-uh everynow and then.)

2. Read with one hand while you stir dinner with other. You could end up burnt so PLEASE NOTE THAT THE WRITER OF THIS BLOG IS NOT RESPONSIBLE OR LIABLE IN ANYWAY FOR ANY INJURYS SUFFERED WHILE FOLLOWING THE ADVICE FOUND IN THIS BLOG.


3. Read with one hand while you load the dishwasher with the other hand.
4. Read with one hand while you put your socks and shoes on with other hand.

5. Read with one hand while you water your garden with the other hand.

6. Read with one hand while you start laundry with the other hand.

7. Read while you are cutting veggies for dinner. Simple take two glasses, and various pieces of silverware sticking up inside the glasses, and fix your book to stand up, or lay your book on the table, and hold it open with a remote control, or the phone. (Then you can talk to the boring person, cut veggies, and read all the same time, just remember to keep saying Yeah and Uh-uh.) PLEASE NOTE THAT THE WRITER OF THIS BLOG IS NOT RESPONSIBLE OR LIABLE IN ANYWAY FOR ANY INJURYS SUFFERED WHILE FOLLOWING THE ADVICE FOUND IN THIS BLOG.

8. Read while you are eating dinner. Just follow instructions for holding your book from above. PLEASE NOTE THAT THE WRITER OF THIS BLOG IS NOT RESPONSIBLE OR LIABLE IN ANYWAY FOR ANY CHOKINGS SUFFERED WHILE FOLLOWING THE ADVICE FOUND IN THIS BLOG.

9. Read with one hand while you are mopping, sweeping, dusting, etc.

10. Read while watching Soap Operas, simply watch only the interesting characters and read during commercials. (You can finish the book REALLY fast this way!)

11. Read while on the toilet. I mean let's be honest, we ARE a country of mulit-taskers, make the most of that time! Kill two birds with one stone! Not too mention, you could fake constipation and just stay in there for awhile, you will get more reading done that way. Every now and then just make some groaning sounds. Then after you finish the book, your family will feel so sorry for you and your problems that they will take care of you, make dinner, clean, AND there ya go, just made more reading time! (You need to rest, relax, and read you just spent 45 minutes, groaning on the toilet)
12. Read while taking a long, hot, bubble bath.

13. Read while my Dad is preaching...jk, jk.....Had to keep it in there!
14. Read while your husband is talking. PLEASE NOTE THAT THE WRITER OF THIS BLOG IS NOT RESPONSIBLE OR LIABLE IN ANYWAY FOR ANY MARRAIGE PROBLEMS SUFFERED FROM FOLLOWING THE ADVICE FOUND IN THIS BLOG.

15. Read while your husband is driving.

16. Read with one hand while driving with the other hand. PLEASE NOTE THAT THE WRITER OF THIS BLOG IS NOT RESPONSIBLE OR LIABLE IN ANYWAY FOR ANY INJURYS SUFFERED OR TICKETS RECIEVED WHILE FOLLOWING THE ADVICE FOUND IN THIS BLOG.

17. Read in the Doctors office.

18. Read while waiting in line at the store, bank, library, etc. (Once again! Multi-task)

19. Read while waiting in lines for rides at Kings Island. I have done this, and I will warn you, this will lead to being asked tons of questions about the book and to you reccomending beloved books to other readers. I didn't get a ton of reading done due to the interuptions but I did make new friends, so it's all good.
Now what have you learned from reading this blog? Remember when you get a book out of the library, you have know idea just where it has been.