Why does my 5 year-old think the cat tent is not for cat's but for him to take apart and use the poles for toy swords? Leaving the tent haphazardly sitting all broken and pieces laying all around the house?
Along those lines, why does my son even think he should playing with a toy sword? Considering, all the little toy swords that my sister keeps buying him at the Dollar Tree are currently confiscated and put out of reach on the top of the TV cabinet because he used them to attack cats or play swords with his brother until he broke something.
Why is it that as soon as I'm done mopping the floor that is the VERY moment my son needs to run across it? And why is it when I say, "Hey, I just mopped that!" His answer is, "I don't care"?
Why is it that after a little boy eats a popsicle the wrapper is left laying on one of the end tables or coffee table in my living room, no matter how many times I say THROW IT AWAY?
Why is it that anything that has to do with some disgusting bodily function, that is supposed to be done in a bathroom, I mean we make a whole room for doing it privately, is just SOOO funny!? And while I'm at it, when do boys grow out of this? At this point, my teenager is just laughing harder at these jokes. Dan still thinks it's funny, and he's 23. And last I checked my Dad still laughed at these jokes as well.
Why are movies with talking dogs so funny to boys? Really! If boys were the ones who chose the Oscars the Taco Bell dog would be the Clint Eastwood of the Oscar world! (Colin Firth is the most recent receipt of the Oscar for Best Actor. This statement is completely out of place, and has nothing to do with the content of this blog, I just like saying it again and again.)
Finally, the biggest question of all! WHY do little boys think of the stuff in their nose as a snack?
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